“They [my parents] have Google alerts and stuff, for my name, and I tell them ‘Don’t look on the internet, people say horrible stuff, just don’t look at it’, but they can’t stop themselves. My dad called me a couple of months ago, he was like ‘Oh! great news! You’re number 7 on the lesbian crushes on AfterEllen.com!’. He was really psyched!” ~ Tina Fey, 2007