The Rainbow Song | An original birthday song by Nick Offerman for his wife, Megan Mullally
“You RED me my rights when you arrested me
You put me on trial and gave me life
But ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana when you made me your bitch and made you my wife
You YELLOW, you yell when I ball a melon but you don’t complain when I cook up some smack
We’re both ar-GREEN to serve our time If I dropped my soup I know you’ll watch my crack
Please enjoy this Rainbow Song and this gift of leprechaun romance
Please enjoy, as part of a well-balanced breakfast, the Lucky Charms you will find in my pants
You BLUE me away when you sang Shock The Monkey
Your fingers inside me, let the games begin
INDIGO is a tough one to pun with, but when we’re apart it’s the mood that I’m in
We get along so well we could never be compared to Jesus of Nazareth and Pontius Pilate,
But if you’ll endure this slight of calling me “sir”,
I’ll be Peppermint Patty to your VIOLET
Please let this song be your rainbow, I’ve got my Cialis, so I shall not fail
Please don’t deny my advances for tonight you’re going to take it in the pail
She plays more than Sousa upon my fife, My jaw-droppingly beautiful wife” (x)