Okay, so maybe I never got my “Sex and the City” brunch, and maybe I never got to share the fact that I now know four different sexual positions, one of which involves a chair.
But maybe a good relationship is more than that, anyway. All this talk of great-escaping and pokemons got me thinking: Is accepting who you are the secret to getting what you want? Do men and women really see the world so differently? Or can we agree that we’re all just monkeys with suitcases trying to seem like people? Can we get everything we need from one person? Or is that what friends are for? To be the allied P.O.W.’s and whimsical Japanese mini-creatures that help us get through life?
I guess what I’m saying is, I need to modify my Zappos order so please email me back at your earliest convenience.