“I would rather makeout with Santa Claus because Jesus is pretty hot and I feel like Santa Claus would appreciate it more. And Santa Claus has been married for a long time and I’ve always sensed that him and his wife have an open relationship. I mean, that’s why they’re so happy.”
- Amy Poehler on who she’d rather makeout with: Santa vs. Jesus (via bipoehler-disorder)
- Amy Poehler on who she’d rather makeout with: Santa vs. Jesus (via bipoehler-disorder)