Danny: I’m sorry.
Mindy: I am too…
Danny: I didn’t mean to say all those things and now you’re gone and I had to call you because-
Mindy: I’m pregnant, Danny.
Danny: Wait, what??
Mindy: I didn’t want to tell you over the phone, but then we got into this stupid fight and I couldn’t wait, I’m sorry!
Danny: You’re… Mindy?!
Mindy: Are you mad?
Danny: Mad?? Why would I be mad?
Mindy: I don’t know, I can’t see your face. We never facetime, cause you’re an old man and now I can’t see your face to tell if you’re angry with me for being super fertile and having your sweaty baby!
Danny: You’re having my sweaty baby!
Mindy: I am.
Danny: We’re having a little Castellano!!
Mindy: Um…no. We’re having a little Lahiri.
Danny: Don’t be ridiculous. You’re both getting my name.
Mindy: Why would I get your name?
Danny: Because you’re gonna be my wife.
Mindy: DANNY DO YOU REALISE THAT YOU JUST PROPOSED TO ME OVER THE PHONE? OH MY GOD! I REFUSE TO TELL OUR SWEATY BABY THAT YOU ASKED ME TO SPEND THE REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER USING YOUR FLIP PHONE!
Danny: Min, stop yelling! I didn’t propose!
Mindy: OH I THINK YOU DID!
Danny: I didn’t ask a question, I didn’t get down on one knee-
Mindy: Again, I CAN’T SEE YOU! You could have a ring in your hands for all I know.
Danny: You’re a nutjob, you know that?
Mindy: Enough! I’m hanging up now, Castellano. Before you completely ruin my chances for a perfect engagement story.
Danny: Oh boy…ok. Just call me as soon as you wake up, alright?
Mindy: Yes sir.
Danny: And don’t stay up late. You have a long flight tomorrow.
Mindy: Sir yes sir.
Danny: I love you.
Mindy: I know.
Danny: Hmm…
Mindy: I love you too!
Danny: Hands down, best fight ever.
Mindy: Ha! Goodnight, Castellano.
Danny: 'Night, Min.He proposes to her the next day at the airport.
No but this is so in character though like this would totally happen