"I turned to domestic violence only once. We were going to bed at three A.M., knowing we’d have to..."

“I turned to domestic violence only once. We were going to bed at three A.M., knowing we’d have to get back up at five thirty A.M., and my husband kept talking and talking as a joke when I was trying to fall asleep. His exhaustion had given him the giggles, and he kept poking me and waking me up saying things like “Hey, I gotta ask you one more thing. Do you like pretzels?” I flew off my pillow and shoved him so hard across the bed that I saw genuine fear flash across his face. It was one of the very few “deleted scenes from Star 80” in my life.”

- Tina Fey, Bossypants (via speakingofconsuelo)