Alfonso Disparioso

bustedtees:

Poehler Fey 2016…They’re the funniest candidates since Ross Perot.

Someone buy me this! :(

Amy Poehler + Golden Globes, 2006 → 2013

apoehlergize:

fixitkennethellenparcell:

Someone Elses Success Doesn’t Equal MY Failure
-Jack Mcbrayer

butitfeelslikeforever:

You’re both nominated for best actress in a TV comedy/musical. If we were being honest here, which award do you truly deserve to win?
FEY:“Most Audible Eye Rolling.”

So. Perfect.

Fey: No. We should get some.

Poehler: I was doing some talk shows, and I asked both Jimmy and Conan O’Brien. Everyone says, “Make sure you’re enjoying doing it and make sure you have fun and keep it loose.” I think Tina and I aren’t worried about that. We just want to make sure we look amazing. We don’t care what we say. I have to get my head peel done before Jan. 13.

Fey: I want to look like a really young candle.

30rockmemories:

The internet is an awesome place. This pretty much has nothing to do with 30 Rock, it is just a Tina Fey appreciation post.
but I do love 30 Rock. I really, really do. I quote it in almost every conversation I have.
Submitted by bitch-youdontknowmylife

Hahahaha

urban-fervor:

Can we talk about how adorable this cover is? (at Wilshire Courtyard - East)

OK, so can you come up with a couple of rules for a Globes drinking game?
Fey: Any time an actress cries in a speech, drink. Any time you see a person actively not listening to someone onstage, drink.
Poehler: Any time someone says, “I didn’t prepare anything!”
Fey: Any time anyone thanks Harvey Weinstein, eat a meatball sub.

isaidgoodpeacock:

I’M JUST SO EXCITED THAT TINA AND ROBERT CARLOCK ARE GONNA DO ANOTHER SHOW TOGETHER OMG LIKE PRAISE THE LORD GOD ABOVE

We’re like Oprah and Gayle, only we’re not denying anything.

feelings: HOW YEARS OF IMPROV PREPARED THEM WELLFEY | I think part of our improv...:

feyminism:

HOW YEARS OF IMPROV PREPARED THEM WELL
FEY | I think part of our improv training will be that if a drunk person wanders on stage, we’ll know how to handle it.
POEHLER | I think we’ll try to keep it loose. It’s nice to be able to do this show with Tina because I know that if all else fails,…

beautiful oblivion: What overwrought analogies would you use to describe your...:

flawbulous:

What overwrought analogies would you use to describe your chemistry?
FEY: The Cagney & Lacey of comedy.
POEHLER. Thank you. The Watson and Alexander Graham Bell of electricity. Am I getting that right? [to Fey] What animals mate for life?
FEY: Gay penguins?
POEHLER: If you’re ever around gay…

tinafeyed:

—Tina Fey, when asked by EW, ‘You’re [nominated] for best actress in a TV comedy/musical. If we were being honest here, which award do you truly deserve to win?’